Dad: Dad Joke Loading

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a grinning cartoon dad giving a thumbs up, the dad is a cute stylized cartoon-avatar standing in for a customer photo (friendly cartoon character, NOT photorealistic); directly beneath him a horizontal loading progress bar is nearly full with the monospace label "DAD JOKE LOADING... 99%"; two small doodled kids cover their faces with their hands in mock embarrassment; a small monospace tag reads "Greg"; clean minimal tech-humor styling. TEXT RULES (critical): spell every word correctly and in full; render each text string EXACTLY ONCE — never duplicate, echo or repeat any word; do not let any icon or graphic replace or hide a letter. The only text is: "DAD JOKE LOADING... 99%" (progress-bar label) and "Greg" (small monospace tag). Style: minimal tech humor, monospace type, flat two-tone palette on a clean layout, bold clean vector, high-contrast and print-ready